The Burglar and the Spinster

An emergency call was make in the local police station.

“Come quickly!” gasped the voice.  “A burglar is trapped in the bedroom of an old spinster.”

“We’ll be right there,” said the desk sergeant.  “May I ask who’s talking?”

“It’s me, the burglar, help!”

 

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