Fran Lebowtiz by geertvanleeuwen

Fran Lebowitz

BioData:

• Full Name: Frances Ann Lebowitz
• DoB: 27 October 1950 (67)
• PoB: Morristown, New Jersey
• Nationality: American
• Educational Background: Passed her GED which was an equivalent of High School diploma.
• Career: Writer, Author. Public Speaker and occasional actress

The Sharp Tongue of Fran Lebowitz

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
– Fran Lebowitz
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.
– Fran Lebowtiz

Food is an important part f a balanced diet.
– Fran Lebowitz
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I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
– Fran Lebowitz
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If you have a burning restless urge to paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
– Fran Lebowitz
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
– Fran Lebowitz
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My favourite animal is steak.
– Fran Lebowitz
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No matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.
– Fran Lebowitz
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
– Fran Lebowitz
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
– Fran Lebowitz
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The converation overachever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
– Fran Lebowitz