George Burns used to crack me up with his one liner. He would be rather serious one moment and then he will hit you with a wicked quote which leaves you laughing or saying “oh yeah!” in wonder!
George Burns – One Liner Maestro
Here are some of his gems:
Critics are eunuchs at a gang-bang.
– George Burns
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman,; it depends on much happiness you can handle.
– George Burns
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
– George Burns
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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
– George Bunrs
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Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
– George Burns
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
– George Burns