Ah here is joke to cheer you up using dark humour
A man tells his friend that his wife who moans and argues all the time is like valuable treasure
The friend replies that it is so romantic to say
The man replies that like all treasure, she should be buried and hidden in the ground!
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This joke was being told to a young girlfriend by a very much married man! He was explaining to her about the nuances of dark humour!
Was there more to it?!!! Makes one wonder?