“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
– Churchill
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A joke is a very serious thing.
– Winston Churchill
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All babies are supposed to look like me – at both ends.
~Winston Churchill
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“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last.”
– Churchill
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“Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality that guarantees all the others.”
– Churchill
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“Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.”
– Churchill
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Eating words has never given me indigestion.
– Churchill

Winston Churchill, Photo by P H Morton

“Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fall, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, ‘This was their finest hour!’”
– Churchill
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equal.
– Churchill

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”I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.”
– Winston Churchill
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“It is no use saying, ‘We are doing our best.’ You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.”
– Churchill
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If you’re going through hell, keep going.
~Winston Churchill

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I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”
– Churchill
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“If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.”
– Churchill
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If you meet it promptly and without flinching – you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!
– Churchill
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“If you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.”
– Churchill
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“If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.”
– Churchill
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I have found that the best way to get another to acquire a virtue, is to impute it to him.
– Churchill

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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
– Churchill
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If you’re going through hell, be sure to keep going.
– W Churchill
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“If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.”
– Churchill
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“In war, resolution; in defeat, defiance; in victory, magnanimity.”
– Churchill
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“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”
– Churchill
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Lady Astor: “Winston, if I were your wife I’d put poison in your coffee.”
Winston Churchill: “Nancy, if I were your husband I’d drink it.”
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“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened.”
– Churchill
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Apparently the now famous quote, where the above poster’s quotation was distilled from would have been  ‘Never in the history of mankind have so many owed so much to so few’ but Major General Hastings Ismay, whom Churchill affectionately called Pug,  queried about Jesus and his disciples.  Churchill quickly amended the mankind bit to human conflict and the rest is history.

The amended version:

“Never in the field of human conflict have so many owed so much to so few.”

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“Never give in–never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.”
– Chruchill
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“Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”
– Churchill
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“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
– Churchill
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“Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.”
– Churchill
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“Socialists think profits are a vice; I consider losses the real vice.”
– Churchill
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“Some see private enterprise as a predatory target to be shot, others as a cow to be milked, but few are those who see it as a sturdy horse pulling the wagon.”
– Churchill
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“The Germans have received back again that measure of fire and steel which they have so often meted out to others. Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”
– Churchill
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To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
– Winston Churchill
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“To have the United States at our side was to me the greatest joy. Now at this very moment I knew the United States was in the war, up to the neck and in to the death. So we had won after all!…Hitler’s fate was sealed. Mussolini’s fate was sealed. As for the Japanese, they would be ground to powder.”
– Churchill
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“The Americans will always do the right thing… after they’ve exhausted all the alternatives.”
– Churchill
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“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”
– Winston Churchill
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“This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure.”
– Churchill
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“To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.”
– Churchill
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“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”
– Churchill
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“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.”
– Churchill
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The glory of human nature lies in our seeming capacity to exercise conscious control of our own destiny.
– Churchill
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We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm.
– Winston Churchill
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Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl. No superior alternative has yet been found.
– Winston Churchill
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We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender..
– Winston Churchill
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“We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”
– Churchill
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We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
~ Winston Churchill
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“When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.”
– Churchill
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“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
– Churchill
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“We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy.”
– Churchill
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“We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”
– Churchill
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“You ask, What is our policy? I will say; ‘It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.’ You ask, What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory—victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.”
– Churchill
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“You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give.”
– Winston Churchill
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“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
– Churchill