Groucho Marx – Comic Philosopher
If you don’t like my principles, I’ve got others.
– Groucho Marx
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It isn’t so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
– Groucho Marx
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I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
~Groucho Marx
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I tried boiling pig’s feet once, but I couldn’t get the pig to stand still.
– Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
~Attributed to Groucho Marx
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, “Yes,” you know he is a crook.
~Groucho Marx
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My favourite poem is the one that starts “Thirty days hath September…” because it actually tells you something.
– Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
– ~~Groucho Marx
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