William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880– December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American, comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
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As quoted by W. C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
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anybody who hates dogs and love whisky can’t be all bad.
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A wonderful drink wine. Did you ever hear of a bare-footed Italian grape-crusher with athlete’s foot?
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Hell, I never vote for anybody. I always vote against.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake – which I also keep handy.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
– W.C. Fields
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I exercise stong self-control. I never drink stronger than gin before breakfast.
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I’ve been drunk only one in my life. But that lasted 23 years.
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I feel like a midget with muddy feet has been walking over my tongue all night.
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I never worry about being driven to drink. I just worry about being driven home.
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
~W.C. Fields
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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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I once spent a year i Philadelphia. I think it was on a Sunday
– W C Field
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
~W.C. Fields
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
~W.C. Fields
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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