Janet Napoles’ Babes

Do you remember that film about the pig which was so popular in the 90s? It was called Babe, a charming and heart-warming film that captured the hearts of young and old in equal measures.

Well, there is a Filipina who wanted to recreate a bit of that. She thought instead of one pig she will create a whole runt of them and so she did. As she can’t all name them Babe, she called them as she saw fit.

The eldest was called Tanda (Aged), as he was already 89 years old, just one foot in the grave so to speak, another was called Sexy (I can’t really see why as he was rather overweight and dour-looking) and the third she called Pogi (handsome), I supposed he is not too bad in a certain light, but obviously believed his own press as he was not averse to bedding other women, despite his very married status!

Janet cared for her little swine so much. She built them not a house of straws, nor the house of sticks and not even a house of bricks. No sirree, she really adored her porcine.  The billions of Philippine monies at her disposal, she shared as follows:  50 percent to her favourite pigs and kept 30 percent for herself and the rest shared amongst those in her pig farm.

The three little pigs went to the market and bought themselves premium materials to build palatial mansions and everything that goes with these; anything the three pigs wanted, they got.

These little piggies went to market
These little piggies refuse to stay at home
These little piggies had roast beef
These little piggies wanted for none
These little piggies laughed all the way to the bank

Such is the life of the premium swine of Janet Napoles.

Yes, Janet loves her 3 little pigs most, Tanda, Sexy, and Pogi. She would rather go to jail than cause them any harm.